"Uh, do you mean Jacqueline?"
"Okay, so that's how it's gonna be. Ya'll wanna play. Okay then, I got my eye on you Jaykwalen! Balakaye. Where is Balakaye at? No Balakaye here today?"
"My name is Blake."
"Are you out of your goddamn mind? Blaaaaaake? What? Do you wanna go to war Balakaye? Cos I'm for real. You better check yoself. Okay. Dee-nice. Is there a Dee-nice? If one of ya'll says some silly ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath. Now, Dee-Nice."
"Do you mean Denise?"
"SON OF A BITCH! You say your name right, right now."
"Denise?"
"Say it right."
"Denise."
"Correctly."
"Denise."
"Right."
"Dee-Nice."
"That's BETTER. Thank you. Now, is there an Aye-Aye-Ron? A-A Ron, where are you? Where is A-A Ron right now? No A-A Ron huh? Well you better be sick, dead or mute, A-A Ron..."
"HERE. Son of a bitch..."
"Why didn't you say it the first time I said it? I said it like four times, so why didn't you say it the first time I said A-A Ron?"
"...Because it's pronounced Aaron."
"SON OF A BITCH!"
So, my workmate and I have been quoting this nonstop. Actually. Key and Peele are the funniest! My favourite comedians. I'm pretty sure our other workmates think we're mad....
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