this one time, at the bank.

I met the nicest lady at the bank the other day.
As she cashed my cheque (that I thought wouldn't go through...thank the lord) she congratulated me on my graduation that happened a year ago, and she told me I had a really nice name. She said "If I ever had another daughter, I would call her Jamie Lee". She asked me if I was named after Jamie Lee Curtis, and I told her I'd have to ask my parents. She told me all about this True Lies movie that Jamie Lee Curtis was in, that apparently is really good and has quite a 'sensual' scene. All this as she cashed my cheque. Why can't all bank tellers be like this?